Talk Like an Open Book

Even if the world should end tomorrow, I'd still plant an apple tree today.

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texasuberalles:

livingwithdisability:

How to remove a ring from a swollen finger without cutting it off.

This is amazingly clever, and absolutely needs to be propagated among healthcare professionals; it won’t be useful often, but when it is, it could seriously save lives, because people hold up their own emergency treatment for sentimental and emotional reasons every day in every ER in the world.

My wedding ring was my father’s ring for 32 years of loving marriage before my mother died, and I would not hesitate to tell an EMT to take the finger off and reattach it later if they could before I would let them cut this ring.

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virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

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Filed under SNL The OC this sketch is everything