Talk Like an Open Book

Even if the world should end tomorrow, I'd still plant an apple tree today.

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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Satanists want to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws

shithowdy:

boneycircus:

lunar-lavender:

cognitivedissonance:

"The Satanic Temple set up a website where women seeking an abortion can print out a letter for her healthcare provider explaining why she is exempt from informed consent mandates.

The letter reads that ‘[a]ll women who share our deeply held belief that their personal choices should be made with access to the best available information, undiluted by biased or false information, are free to seek protection with this exemption whether they are members of the Satanic Temple or not.’”

YES.

This is outstanding.

*cackling*

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madlori:

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

JGL has just about talked himself hoarse explaining this.

The relationship model in the film isn’t him, it’s Gubler’s character, who when asked about his dream girl, says a few things he might wish for, but then goes on to say that his actual girlfriend is better than his dream girl, because she’s a real person.

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