Talk Like an Open Book

Even if the world should end tomorrow, I'd still plant an apple tree today.

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Stop whatever it is you’re doing because it’s not as important as watching this video.

Your new Thanksgiving jam!

This deserves at least three times as many views as “Friday” did. And at least twice as many as “Gangnam Style.”

HuffPost TV probably won’t lend me Dexter dvds anymore if I don’t do my part to share this with you. You’re… welcome? 

i am so very sad and disappointed now

but if i must suffer, you must suffer with me

so suffer

………..Why did you have to post this? D’:

OMG I JUST FINISHED WATCHING IT

THAT AWFUL “RAP” AT THE END I’M GONNA DIE

i am not forgiving you for putting this on my dash

therefore i must spread this to others

also WHERE ARE THE ADULTS THERE IS NO WAY SHE MADE THAT WHOLE MEAL

i knew i couldn’t be the only one!

chile, where are your parents?

and the other kids’ parents?

and that grown-ass man just chillin’, i stg he just diddy-bopped his way into a free meal

nope

Please explain this Tumblr. In small syllables. Preferably while you ply me with alcohol.

She raps about mash potatoes

Let me repost Sandray wahssername’s Kwanzaa Cake and everybody loses their minds, but *this* gets passed along freely.  Eff dat.

i only watched this as long as i did because i NEEDED to get to the rap part

first off: aave appropriation = fuck you

second: …i hate all of y’all for putting this where i might see it

wait but who makes boxed macaroni and cheese for Thanksgiving?

I am seriously sitting in the science center right now making the worst face. What happened here?

We live in a world where that christian baby got back parody was NOT the worst thing I saw today.

Fuck.

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    when she starts rapping about mashed potatoes hahahaha
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    I am so done right now
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    Literally my jam
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    Yooo lmfao I’m done !
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    Is this Rebecca’s sister
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    You know what first of all i would like to applaud her for preparing that whole meal by herself without adult...
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    this bitch is 11 and she’s got a bigger bed than me i’m fucken done
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    What.
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    where the fuck are her parents?
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    Wtffff is this
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    Why ?
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    can we… just for a second, talk about this video?
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    I’m literally about to cry I mean I don’t even know how I made it to the end this is the result of spoiled ass brats and...